Internet's In Tears Over This Professional Mourner's Ridiculous Services Listing

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mattstaff
Sep 15, 2017 8:00 PM EDT

The fact that professionals like this actually exist in the world fills me with an immense amount of joy. Picturing this dude taking the leap of faith into a damn grave is nothing short of hysterical. Can you imagine? And the awkwardness, chaos that must inevitably follow? Like you can't really walk that one off, and I'm assuming the process that goes into getting him out of the grave is profoundly cringeworthy as well. 

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    Text - Sylvester Ricardo Moss on Wednesday Do you want to boost your funeral? Hire me....the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral. Below are the "Summer Special" prices: 1. Normal crying $50 2. Bahamian hollering $100 3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150 4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200 5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000 Inbox me for bookings
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    Look at that....pure art right here, guys

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    Text - glock Follow @wendavious the grave part got me crying 3:11 PM - Sep 14, 2017 L258 1,327 3
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    Text - ur mum #defenddaca Follow @exesabrina ACTUALLY JUMPING INTO THE GRAVE THIS IS THE SHIT I WANNA SEE BUT BAHAMIAN CRYING SKJSJS 5:03 PM - Sep 14, 2017 t16 338
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    Text - mia bélanger Follow @nekomatweets ee "crying and actually jumping into the grave" 5:39 PM Sep 14, 2017 199
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    Text - Pocket Knife Shawty Follow @Timmer_ferdett I'm weak at "crying and jumping in the grave" 6:03 PM - Sep 14, 2017 1 61
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    Text - 15-1 Follow @Israelg "Threatening to jump in the grave" Imao 6:05 PM - Sep 14, 2017 t9 62 1
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    Text - Joe Craig Follow @archaeojoe I definitely want the Bahamian Hollering!!! 5:18 PM - Sep 14, 2017 70
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